10. The first thing you do when you get home from school is bolt to the computer.
9. You have captioned and commented on every single picture you have uploaded.
8. You are a level 70 on Mafia Wars and send all of your friends daily ‘Energy Packs’.
7. Your statuses are updated hourly and consist of everything from “I am eating a turkey sandwich for lunch” to “I am bored.”
6. Your friends have tagged you in over 1,000 different pictures.
5. You accept friend requests from people you don’t know, including a member of the Tongan Cripps.
4. Over half of your friends are either relatives, or live in your ward.
3. People are aware that they are more likely to get a hold of you over Facebook than your cell phone.
2. You are ‘friends’ with your best friend on Facebook, as well as their grandparents and other extended family.
1. Through Facebook quizzes you have discovered; which Greek God you are, what your biggest fear is, and what your Harry Potter patronus is.
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